Def Poetry

Brit has brought the joys of the late Def Poetry slam into the Inn. We had a session this afternoon. Here's my poem:

Left-Handed

Left-handed, branded -- "You always have to be different, don't you Peter?"
Well yes, but I don't blame tame cats for being the same.
Guitars, gloves and notebooks are cheaper,
if you buy ones for right-handed people!
But sometimes my hands don't feel right, stuffed into gloves whose minds are tight!
Lefties unite!